So I come to Caribou Coffee to get some work done.  It was quite in here until about a half hour ago.  A woman asks me if she can share my table with me.  "OF COURSE" I said to her.  I was really only using half the table anyway and thee was nowhere to really sit.  We exchange small weather talk and I go back to my photoshop and emails. 
She asks me "Can you believe all this weather?" 
"I know I tell her, it is freezing outside."
Now it is very clear to see that I am busy, so that should have been the end of our conversation
"what did you order" she asks me?
"A hazelnut steamer"  I go quickly back to her work.
NOW HERE SHE GO?
"Do you think this weather has to do with Global Warming?"
I DONT MEAN TO BE MEAN YALL BUT I AM WORKING I CAME TO CARIBOU FOR FREE INTERNET AND A WARM BEV. NOT COFFEE TALK .....DAMN!
"hmmmm, its hard to say." I quickly say while typing so that she can get the hint, that I jsut dont have time for this. "
OH YEAH- LITTLE UNKNOWN FACT THIS CHICK TOLD ME, BECAUSE SHE DID CONTINUE TO ASK ME RANDOM QUESTIONS, TRYING TO KICK OFF A DIALOG
Walt Disney died of Cancer and had his body frozen. WOW! I didn't know that.  I asked her if he did that, are they suppose to try to bring him back if a cancer is found.
SHE SAYS:  OH WHAT THE HEY!!! THE OLD BAG HAD TO MANY ERRORS, LEAVE HIM AS HE IS. 
Then she starts cracking up
OOOOOOKKAAAAAYYYYY
LADY. whatever
now she wants to know what what i am doing.  You know what, I appreciate the small talk and I love talking to strangers, but now is not the moment.  JESUS SAVE US.
 
 
 

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